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Christmas in Africa 4 Leaving Bloemfontein
Willy and Hilion on their cell phones.
We couldn’t find Kei Mouth on the map because Willy, Danie’s aged parent, insisted on calling it Kei Mon. Willy had a strange sense of humour. I’m still not sure whether the biltong he gives us to eat is actually giraffe as he claims or not. “I good at English” he tells us. “Speak me no question,” he says to prove it. This, of course is just part of his act, which he rehearses a surprising number of times while we are with him. As you can imagine, he is an absolute scream.
He and his wife, Hilion, have kindly consented to give us a lift to the coastal village of Kei Mouth, just north of East London, where they will spend their annual vacation with their four children and assorted spouses. Lifts in Africa are paying affairs. No-one has much money so you, quite rightly, pay your share of the transport costs and accommodation. Willy had been a minister in the Dutch Reformed Church until they had a falling out about something fairly crucial, namely, amongst other things, the presence of Jesus in your life. Since then he has been involved in a number of money making schemes. He has been a melon trader and currently runs a pancake stall in the Saturday Farmer’s Market in Bloemfontein. Neither of these has dampened his evangelical zeal and is keen on an organisation from the USA called “Christ Love”. “Willy loves to preach,” we are warned. “When you have had enough, tell him so. My husband just walks away,” says one well-wisher. In fact, Willy is quite refreshing. We were growing tired of the “prosperity gospel” that we have heard preached so much in Africa. You know the sort of thing, believe in God and you will have a big car and a grand house. To hear the message that the only thing worth having is the living presence of Jesus in your life has the definite ring of truth about it. After all those years of being a minister in the Dutch Reformed Church it is wonderful that he has at last come to recognise the living presence of Jesus in his life.
The day of our departure from Bloemfontein does not start particularly well. We have been told that Willy and Hilion would be making a leisurely start, say about 11am. At 9am Kathleen says that we have to be ready to go in 30 minutes. Panic stations. We haven’t begun to pack. We bundle everything into our rucksacks and we are ready to go. It is sad to say goodbye. Kathleen and John have been such good hosts and have practically made us members of their family. Marie did a very efficient job organising our travel to the coast and booking our bus back to Rundu on the internet.
As Kathleen drives us to Willy and Hillion’s house we worry that we may be delaying their departure. We arrive to find Willy outside in nothing but a pair of shorts cleaning a large tarpaulin. They won’t be ready for a few hours yet. This gives us time to accompany Kathleen on her weekly visit to John’s mother who lives in an old folks’ home a short distance away. “She can be a difficult woman,” warns Kathleen, “so don’t mind what she says.” Old people are supposed to be cantankerous, aren’t they? I look forward to being so when i get old, which is a long way off. We stop off for a few groceries and cigarettes. These are rationed as mother would smoke them all in one go if she could. She has good fug going by the time we reach her room. Is she smoking or burning a pile of wet leaves? Her outline emerges through the smoke. She is pleased to see us and is on her best behaviour. She speaks fairly good English with a deep, husky voice. She sounds like and elderly Lauren Bacall and the atmosphere is pleasant and warm, in fact, disappointingly, no drama at all. A sepia photo on the wall shows a smartly dressed young man and a beautiful young lady. What couple they must have been in their heyday. On the way out we pick an apricot off one of the trees in the grounds. Someone taps on the window. The apricot is hard anyway so we chuck it away.
Willy and co. are still packing so we go back to Kathleen’s for a cup of coffee. When we’d parted an hour previously I had wondered if we would ever see this family again. I never dreamt it would be so soon.
First goodbyes are difficult, second are just plain embarrassing. However, we survive.
Christmas in South Africa 1
Just as in Israel at the time of the birth of Jesus, everyone in Rundu travels at Christmas. It’s not that we need to be registered for taxation, it’s just too hot here. At times the mercury hits the forties.
Mary and Joseph went to Bethlehem, we are going to Bloemfontein. This is the legislative capital of South Africa, sitting smack bang in the middle of the country and is the home of our dear friends, Kathleen and John. Funnily enough, there is a small town called Bethlehem just up the road, but we will not visit it as the inns will probably be full, i.e. no room at.
We are sitting on the forecourt of the Engen Filling Station at 10pm with Mary (see "The African Church") waiting for the Intercape Bus to take us to Windhoek and then on to South Africa. We are advised to sit where it is light as people lose their luggage in the shadows around the corner. Mary has completed her 3 years as a missionary in Namibia and is on her way home to Weymouth. She hates travelling alone, so the fact that we are on the same bus as far as Windhoek can either be seen as, a) coincidence, or, b) God’s design. Personally, I favour b).
Eventually, the brightly-lit, double-decker coach looms into view and we snuggle down for our overnight ride to Windhoek. Only an aeroplane seat is less comfortable for sleeping and it is only sheer exhaustion that eventually renders me unconscious. Georgina, who falls asleep before any vehicle has gone more than half a mile, has been snoozing for hours. The bus makes a comfort stop at every 24 hour garage on the route whether we want it or not. it has been designed (no doubt and very wisely) for someone with an acute case of diarrhoea. Or, maybe, the driver just wants a cigarette? Those of us with stronger constitutions groan as we pull into yet another garage and stumble, zombie-like off the bus and towards the nearest convenience. The forecourt is instantly transformed into the set of "The Night of the Living Dead". Georgina stays asleep. How does she do that?
We roll into Windhoek at 7.30 in the morning and stop at the minimalist central bus station. It is so minimalist the casual observer might think it’s just an empty car park. In fact, it is just an empty car park, but does boast a public convenience in one corner, not that we need it after all those stops. Our connection to Upington leaves at 6.30 this evening so we have the whole day in Windhoek. We get plenty of amused looks as we stagger along Independence Avenue to the VSO office. I have a huge rucksack tied to my back (Georgina insists I do up all the straps around my waist and chest, and I always forget to undo at least one when trying to take it off, with the consequence that I have to squirm and wrestle with the damn thing before it will let me go). Also, I have a couple of large bags hanging from my neck giving me the appearance of being prematurely stooped. Georgina is dragging along her rucksack on wheels and grappling with a variety of carrier bags. She looks for all the world like the archetypal "bag-lady". Together we must resemble ageing hippies on our way to a music festival. Peace and Love, man. We dump our bags at the VSO office and try to straighten up. We creak and groan. We have each lost at least an inch in height.
The British have the dubious honour of having invented the concentration camp during the wars in South Africa. However, was the Germans who transformed them into the evil instruments of terror that they became. One of their earliest ,the "Alte Feste", can be found on the hill overlooking central Windhoek, near the Parliament building and just down the road from the President’s Palace. It was here that the German colonists imprisoned the Herero trouble-makers who, for some reason, objected to having their land stolen and the genocide of their people. Outside is the prominent statue of a German soldier on horse back celebrating their victory over the native peoples. It is a wonder that this monument to colonial repression and cruelty hasn’t been blown up years ago. Namibians must be unusually tolerant and forgiving.
We try the railway museum. It is situated in Windhoek station with the entrance on the south side. The sun at midday is directly above us. Like Peter Pan, we have no shadow. We climb the winding stair to reception. It should be open but there is a metal gate barring our way. We ring the bell. No reply. We ring again. No reply. Maybe the receptionist has had a heart attack? We peer into the entrance hall but see no body. Maybe this museum doesn’t like visitors? Some don’t. We tramp down the stairs and go away.
We head for the smart shopping mall at the end of Post Street. As I pass the installation comprising 12 or so meteorites I notice that the person walking beside me is not Georgina but a disheveled and less than fragrant young man. His hair is unkempt and he has a strange look in his watery eyes. He is walking too close to me and I begin to feel distinctly uneasy. He tells me he has just been let out of a mental hospital. He needs the fare to get home. His bus leaves in half an hour. Could I give him some money? I turn around and see Georgina lagging behind pretending to look in a shop window. I lead the madman away. No need for us both to be knifed. Peering out of the corner of my eye, I see no weapon about his person but his demeanour yells "unpredictable" at me. Resorting to the last refuge of a scoundrel, I decide to tell him the truth. "I have no spare cash to give you". Our trip is already testing available resources. "I take euros, rand, anything" he tells me. This beggar runs an international outfit. Would he take Mastercard? I speed up. He speeds up. I slow down. He slows down. A limpet could not have been more tenacious. And all the time he is explaining to me why I should give him money. He favours euros. He wants me to give him euros. Are they strong this week? He must know something I don’t, or, maybe he really is just mad? We reach the mall entrance. The guard gives him a knowing look and he disappears into the crowd.
We go to visit Kentucky Fried Chicken to kill time. We were nearly drawn into King Pie, which has many establishments, but Colonel Sanders wins the day. We could have gone to Hungry Lion, the African equivalent of Macdonald’s, but we would have had to cross the main road and we now have our bags back. Sadly, it is too much effort.
We take a window seat and after spending 10 minutes moaning about the paucity of the portions, we sit and watch the behaviour of the street beggars outside. They merge with the passing crowd and at first glance you may not know they are there. They have targeted the entrance to KFC and are hunting as a co-operative group. The first boy accosts a young man leaving with a take-away. It may be fast food, but this young man is not fast enough. He momentarily hesitates and the young beggar senses a kill. He follows the young man down the street digging deeply into his not inconsiderable resources of persuasion. They are followed at a distance by a straggler who, unsuccessful at making first kills himself, hopes to benefit from anything that is left over.
This leaves the way open to beggar number two who has already been summarily brushed off by his first mark and is stalking another. The attack fails. The woman does not even acknowledge the predator’s presence as she marches smartly away. This is how we will leave, though our bags will slow us down. In the meantime, we are safe inside since there is a security guard at the entrance who, though half asleep and looking thoroughly bored, by his very presence is keeping the beggars out. It is time for us to go. We hitch up our bags and gird up our loins. I give my wing support a brief briefing. We know the enemy is outside, camouflaged and waiting for us. With courage and determination we shall withstand all assaults and win through to a glorious day of victory and liberty. We shall not tire nor be deflected from our purpose. A bus is waiting for us and we shall not let it down. With a steadfast smile of encouragement we open the door and wing our way into ambush alley. In an instant we are facing a direct onslaught. "Give me some money" comes the opening salvo. I veer to one side and the words go over my head. I open up the throttle but chummy is light and manoeuvrable. His is a newer model and unencumbered by baggage. He slips from my right flank to my left releasing one volley after another as he pursues me down the street. His aim is good but he incurs no serious damage. We maintain speed and height and surge on regardless. He sees his attack is failing and breaks off. I reduce speed for Georgina and we reestablish group formation. "Give me a dollar," A goon emerges from my blind spot out of the sun. I did not see him coming. Only evasive manoeuvres can help us now. I dive behind a telegraph pole and skim a line of parked cars. Chummy falls back to avoid collision but clings to my tail strafing me mercilessly. I try to pick up speed but my engine splutters and threatens to stall. I am about to enter a free-fall dive. I can see the ground racing up towards me. But no, my plugs spark back to life and I shoot forward. My pursuer has no heart for the struggle and backs off. I see a new wave of goons crossing the road to my right but they have another target in their sights. We are free and our victory is in our grasp.
We are the first ones on the bus and get the front seat. The engine is off and the upper deck is rapidly turning into a sauna. Passengers are congregating outside and I see the madman who had accosted me earlier outside the mall. He is carefully selecting his marks, young, female and friendly. He must have changed his tactics as I was none of these. His fictional bus would have gone 2 hours previously.
I peruse the people chatting in the car park. There is a lady in a green dress with 2 blue parrots standing one on each shoulder. They are so still they must be stuffed. No, they move their heads. They seem happy on their perches and make no attempt to escape. There are no shrieks of "Pieces of Eight", but surely, this must be Mrs Long John Silver. Admittedly, she does have 2 legs, but, there again, she does have 2 parrots.
The Elephant in the Road
So you’re on your way to Tesco, you turn the corner and there’s an elephant in the road, staring straight at you, wondering if it wants to charge you. You would have a fright, right? Well, we were sort of expecting it as we were in elephant country, Mahango Game Park, to be precise. Not that I want to play down the danger of our predicament and the courage and fortitude we displayed in facing up to it. The elephant, after all was wild (well, a little cross, at least). He was a handsome young male (and he knew it) who had spent the morning polishing his tusks, grooming his hair and was now nonchalantly walking down the strip looking for some smart chick to pick up. He chewed on the branch of a tree trying to look cool.
“Hey you,” he said (he was a talking elephant). “Wotcha doin’ here? This is my spot for pickin’ up chicks.”
“OK, man, we’re not going to cramp your style.”
We edged the car forward.
He stared at us for a bit wondering if he should give us a bit of action. No doubt he had a flick knife hidden about his person.
“Don’t go any nearer,” warned John, our Namibian gardener and whose ancestors had been mighty warriors.
“These animals are dangerous. They could flick this car over easily.”
Maybe his forebears had had trouble with elephants flicking over cars?
“Don’t be such a wimp, John, “ said Linda, (or words to that effect). “We’re miles away.” Nevertheless, all our senses were on full alert looking for the slightest sign that this cool dude was beginning to heat up. He flapped his magnificent ears and lifted one leg. Was this the first sign of a charge or was he waving goodbye? Apparently it was the latter because he turned and sloped off into the undergrowth without even a high five.
Linda, Georgina and I had driven the 2 hours to Mahango with John, his brother, Andreas and 3 children from their extended family. Although they were native Namibians they had little experience of the local wildlife. As we drove through the park there seemed to be elephant droppings everywhere. This was evidently an elephant toilet.
On first arriving at the park, the childrens’ entertainer in Linda had come out.
“What animal will we see first? A prize for whoever gets it right.”
“A lion,” said one. “Elephant,” said another. “Giraffe, buffalo.”
I plumped for “kangaroo” as the others seemed a little obvious. They, unanimously, and I might add, rather unkindly, pooh poohed my suggestion. Given the number of droppings in the park, there seemed to be a lot of pooh poohing going on that day. I scoured the scrub for a kangaroo in vain. Were those kangaroo droppings? If you threw them would they bounce?
Springbok and impala were everywhere all wanting their photo taken. The latter have the markings of a Macdonald’s “M” on their rumps which is apt as they are a favourite “take away” for lions. Zebras crossed the road, buffalo hid in the bushes, wart hogs did “piggy” things and monkeys sneered at us from the tree tops. If we are descended from apes surely I would be better at climbing trees? A herd of 22 elephants cavorted in a swamp trying to keep cool.
A huge boabob tree stood in the centre of the park. It looked as though it had been there for thousands of years. It had that “established” look.
“From the time of Jesus,” suggested Linda. John nodded in agreement and, as he was the only one with a book on boabob trees at home (just how many books on boabob trees are there?) we deferred to his greater authority.
Mahango is one of the few game reserves where you can get out of your vehicle. No doubt there is a disclaimer against being eaten by lions or trampled by buffalo. For some reason John didn’t want to be mauled by lions and only left the car with great reluctance. Attracted by the evocative sounds of singing hippos we pushed our way through the bushes behind the boabob tree to be confronted by a vast plain stretching out before us. The river with singing hippos and flying white egrets was a fair distance away, and beyond that lay a range of mountains from which many palls of dusky smoke drifted lazily into the sky.
I had made a carrot cake especially for the trip. After slicing off its burnt bottom and disguising it with a soft cheese and icing sugar topping it looked almost edible. Unfortunately, the heat of the car melted the top, and most now was creeping across the boot of Linda’s car leaving the cake looking as though it had a pepperoni pizza topping. Strangely enough, the monkeys at the picnic site made no attempt to steal our food. The cake was unexpectedly delicious. I may try putting real pepperoni on the top next time.
10 Days in Uganda, Day 6, to Kisoro
Our journey to Kisora took us on a short safari through the Queen Elizabeth National Park.We could see elephants in the distance and many water bucks, kobs, water buffalo, hippos and gibbons. But we were disappointed not to see zebras and giraffes in particular. We were told the recent rain had sent many animals deeper into the bush (where they kept their umbrellas, no doubt). However, a driver stopped to tell us where we could see lions eating a water buffalo. Moses’ eyes lit up at this and he became very excited. He really wanted to see a lion eating a buffalo and we shot off at great speed. We reached the place before the lions had finished their breakfast. One female ate while the others stood guard. We warily climbed out of the car to get a better view. Suddenly, a lion’s head popped up from the grass uncomfortably close by. Moses reached for the thin twig he had picked to ward off attacking lions. I didn’t fancy his chances with this, though he did use it later on, very effectively, to shoo off little boys who were coming too close to the car to beg.
The road from Kabale to Kisora was appalling. The word “road” is a ludicrous exaggeration for that dirt track with ruts in it the size of the Grand Canyon. Huge articulated lorries carrying petrol thundered along sending up clouds of dust and thick, blue diesel fumes while we picked our way between the crevasses, fearful that the back axle was about to drop off. Moses stopped to examine the back of the car. “What’s up?” we asked. “There’s a strange noise.” There was a strange noise. He jumped back in the car and resumed the switchback ride strangely unconcerned. We, however, were haunted by that noise all the way to Kisoro and back knowing that the nearest RAC man was at least 4,000 miles away. The noise mysteriously disappeared when we hit tarmac again. But sometimes, when dusk falls and the night is still, I can hear that strange noise taunting me from afar.
It had taken 2 hours to travel 50 miles and our internal organs were playing musical chairs. My knuckles hadn’t been so white since a ride on Disney’s Space Mountain, where the drops weren’t so sheer and I had never thought I might actually die.
The fading light didn’t improve the feeling of gloom and depression that hung in the air over Kisoro. The poverty seemed no worse than anywhere else, the rubbish tips were just the same, the shops just as drab. Huge chunks of meat for sale hung outside the butchers’ shops to collect dust and flies just as anywhere else in Uganda. It was probably the sight of these that gave us our first and enduring bout of diarrhoea. I apologise for this subject. It’s a bit like vomit. I didn’t want to bring it up. We were very particular about hygiene and washed our hands every time we saw a toilet. We had bottles of ant-bacterial gel and were careful what we ate. We certainly didn’t eat the gel. Sometimes we were caught unawares, such as by the shredded goat meat on the avocado that was hidden under a dollop of 1000 island dressing ( They had, obviously, forgotten to remove a cess pit from one of the islands before they made the dressing). I suspect the currency is a great transmitter of disease. The bacteria on some of the filthy brown notes was probably the only thing holding them together.
The television in the hotel room that night had only 1 channel. Previously we had had 3, namely 2 football channels and an African soap much like Neighbours only much slower and worse acting. Boy was it bad? I mentioned this lack of choice ( i.e. football or off) to the porter who said he could change the channel from reception. Which did I want BBC or CNN? Either would be fine. A few minutes later the screen flickered and the channel changed to rugby football. I gave up, exercised choice and switched off.
The Ugandans are crazy about football, especially the English Premier League. They wear the strips and know who all the footballers are, like er, (who do I know?) Oh, yes, David Beckham. Slogans painted on their vehicles such as “Jesus lives” and “God is Great” rub shoulders with “Arsenal” and Man. Utd”. (see Gallery)
There is one good thing about Kisoro. It’s near the Rwandan border where petrol is a lot cheaper. Uganda has abolished Road Fund Duty and placed it on petrol. Our hotel wasn’t in a good location, though, being next to a disco that raved until the early hours. This was complemented a bit later by the Muslim call to prayer. All that was missing was a cock crowing. No, I spoke too soon. There it goes….. cock-a-doodle-do. What joy.
10 Days in Uganda, Day 4, Jennifer and Loyce
“Do you have grasshoppers in the UK?” Moses asked. We assured him we did. “Do you eat them?” he continued. We assured him we didn’t. He explained that they were a luxury food in Uganda. Men gave them to their wives and girlfriends instead of flowers and chocolates. “The women absol-u-u-tley love them,” he said with a typically African, high-pitched chuckle.
We dared to leave the hotel and took a walk down the road past the market. This was an informal affair where a widow might take two tomatoes and an egg to sell, unlike some of the roadside stalls where the variety, quantity and quality of the produce might even challenge Mr Sainsbury. Like the Ugandans, he should consider building his tomatoes into little towers to attract custom.
Walking past the market was a terrifying affair. Everybody just stood and stared. Surely they’d seen white people before? The children waved at us and shouted. We hoped it wasn’t “Whites go home”. But it sounded friendly enough. And they were smiling. We were approached by a relatively well-dressed teenage girl who was happy to chat in English. “Can you assist me with some money?” she asked. With such poverty in Uganda how can you criticise people for being driven to begging? Children learn it from an early age. But it doesn’t feel right. There is a fine line between asking for help and asking with menaces. The old adage “It is better to give a man a fishing rod than just one fish” is very true. We can give, we should give, but it’s best done through an agency such as Compassion where the money can be used wisely where it is most needed.
We were due to visit 2 of Sally’s sponsor children at their Compassion project about 10 miles from Kasese. While we waited for Nelson, the project director, to accompany us, Georgina struck up a conversation with the hotel doorman talking about his family and Compassion. “No sign of Nelson yet?” I asked when we were alone. “Oh, I thought I was talking to him,” she replied. No wonder the poor doorman looked bemused.
The project was about a kilometre off the main road down a dirt track. For a small rural community there seemed to be people everywhere. We had not anticipated the welcome we were about to receive. A mass of children, mostly in blue, school uniform surrounded the car. Every eye was fixed on us. We quite overwhelmed. It was the beginning of their school holidays and they had come especially to meet us. The adults were lining up to shake our hands, Gladys, Festo, Charity, Rock and Nelson again. They were genuinely pleased to meet us. We felt like royalty. The buildings were basic but functional. The main building was the church, made of brick and with a mud floor. There were holes for windows which allowed outsiders to stand and watch the proceedings inside. The buildings fitted well into the prevailing ambience of dire poverty. The children were sent inside while we were shown the classrooms (basic), the toilet block (clean), the dirt area with a rusty roundabout that served as a playground and the small office block. It was clear that they had very few resources. One small boy kicked around a “ball” made from a screwed up plastic bag. But the atmosphere of the place was one of love and care. The project children seemed to be thriving on it. There was a stark difference between them and the children not selected. Only one child in a family is usually chosen to participate in a project. The project children were generally bigger, healthier and certainly better dressed. The others were ragged and many had runny noses. One child, no bigger than a toddler, was 8 years old. Another wore a large, ripped tee-shirt which would only fit if he put both head and arm through the neck hole.
The children, gathered in the church, sang us songs of joy and hope. They smiled and they clapped. They praised Jesus, their Saviour. They had precious little else to give him. Sally taught them a song.
We visited Loyce and Jennifer with their families at home. These were mud huts with straw roofs. Inside, the few rooms were small, black and empty, apart from maybe a bench, a few chairs or a bed. The kitchen was a stone shelf with a fire below. The few presents that Sally had brought for her children were the only splashes of colour in this bleak environment.
Loyce was being brought up by her grandmother who looked haggard and exhausted. Her mother was ill. Jennifer’s parents looked worn down by the grinding effort to survive. Her father was pale and looked a physical wreck. Nelson was very worried about this family. I asked what they might have for breakfast. He became animated and struggled to contain a growing sense of righteous indignation. “How can you talk of breakfast, lunch or dinner when you don’t know where your next meal is coming from? They are lucky if they have one meal a day. This family has nothing. Eh? Literally nothing,” I felt ashamed. He began to calm down. I had taken the point. And this was just one family in a country full of desperate families.
Back at the project I had no appetite for the meal they had provided. It is a solemn point of culture to feed visitors. There was boiled goat and chicken, rice, cassava (a cooked root), pineapple and the ubiquitous matoke (cooked plantain and Uganda’s national dish). I tried the goat but it fought back as I tried to swallow it. The chicken gave in more easily. Though it was unfamiliar to our western tastes, moulded by the likes of Colonel Sanders, this must have been a feast to the families we had just visited. I sincerely wished they hadn’t squandered it on us. They were so generous and gave us gifts of a hat, bag and pot before we left. These people, full of love and care, were shining lights in a very dark Uganda. Loyce had even given Sally a live chicken and had dutifully tied its legs together. For a moment, I thought Sally was figuring out how it might fit into her hand luggage on the plane, but she came to the conclusion it was better to leave it at the project. Good decision.
A Quote from The Maust Letters
“Jesus is the means by which one enters heaven. We are not free to craft our own way into heaven mainly because heaven is God’s not ours. Similarly, the earth is his and everything in it (Psalm 24:1). Therefore, God sets the rules. Am I pleased with the concept of Hell where sinners are punished for eternity? No, it’s a frightening thought; but I find great comfort in the fact that God has provided a way whereby sinners like myself can escape Hell and enter into eternal communion with him. What a great God that rescues sinners!”
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